my journey through this so called life
Live your life to the fullest.
Laugh until you cry.
Love like never before.
Dream big.
Peace niggas.
Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane Katrina. My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects of the hurricane were, and she replied, “well everything got all wet and dirty.” Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes, “Kate, no one asked about your weekend.”
(Source: thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)
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WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
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How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
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How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
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Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
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Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
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See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
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Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
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Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
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See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
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For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
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Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
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You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
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Yell at a puppy.
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Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
